honestly the ideal date would be eating takeout Chinese in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
crouton sounds like it could be used an insult like if you were to say “shut the fuck up you pretentious crouton” but alas it is only a piece of fried bread for salads
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
when I was 10 I had a boyfriend on runescape and his name was Xdoomxxlordx and I gave him my password and one day I logged in and he’d left me a message that said “I’m so sorry keely” because he stole everything I owned including all my money and then left me with nothing but a chicken suit